• Warning Labels on Beer ?

Due to increasing products liability litigation, Canadian  beer Brewers have
accepted the FDA's suggestion that the  following warning labels be placed
immediately on all beer  containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering  what happened to your bra.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell  your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think  you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe  that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at  four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you  can logically
converse with other members of the opposite sex  without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you  have mystical
Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting beat to a pulp.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning and see something really scary.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of  inexplicable rug
burns on the forehead.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion  that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than  most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe  you are
invisible and/or quiet.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the space-time continuum,
whereby gaps of time may seem toliterally disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.