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I Come For Visit, Get Treated Regal,
So I Stay, Who Care If I Legal?
I Cross Border, Poor And Broke,
Take Bus, See Employment Folk.
Nice Man Treat Me Good In There,
Say I Need To See Welfare.
Welfare Say "You Come No More,
We Send Cash Right To Your Door."
Welfare Checks, They Make You Wealthy,
Medi-Cal, It Keep You Healthy!
By And By, I Got Plenty Money,
Thanks To You---American Dummy.
Write To Friends In Motherland,
Tell Them Come As Fast As You Can.
They Come In Rags And Chebby Trucks,
I Buy Big House With Welfare Bucks.
They Come, We Live Together,
More Welfare Cash, It Gets Better!
Fourteen Families Now Move In,
But Neighbors Patience Growing Thin.
Finally, White Guy Moves Away,
Now I Buy His House And Then I Say.
Find More Aliens For House To Rent,
And In The Yard I Put A Tent.
Send For Family (They Just Trash),
But They Too Draw Welfare Cash!
Everything Is Mucho Good,
Soon We Own The Neighborhood.
We Have Hobby---Its Called Breeding,
Welfare Pay For Baby Feeding.
Kids Need Dentist? Wife Needs Pills?
We Get Free! We Got No Bills!
America Is Crazy, He Pay All Year
To Keep Welfare Running Here.
We Think America Damn Good Place!
Too Damn Good For The White-Man Race.
If They No Like Us, They Can Go,
Got Lots Of Room In Mexico.
"Boy, I Love America"
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