Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who
was
better on his computer. They had been going at it for days,
and God
was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally,
God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a
test
which will take two hours and I will judge who
does the
better job."
So Satan
and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They
moused.
They did
spreadsheets.
They
wrote reports.
They sent
faxes.
They sent
e-mail.
They sent
out e-mail with attachments.
They
downloaded.
They did
some genealogy reports.
They made
cards.
They did
every known job. But, ten minutes before the time was up,
lightning
suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled,
the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan
stared at his blank screen and screamed
in every
curse word known in the underworld.
Jesus
just sighed.
The
electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted
their
computers. Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's
gone!
It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all his files from the
past two
hours. Satan observed this and became even more irate.
"Wait! He
cheated!
How did
he do it??!!"
(You'll
love the punch line....)
God
shrugged and said,
"Jesus Saves."
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